{"id":2955,"date":"2025-01-12T00:28:57","date_gmt":"2025-01-11T23:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2025-01-21T20:53:58","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T19:53:58","slug":"skota-magen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/?p=2955","title":{"rendered":"Sk\u00f6ta magen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jag har brukat t\u00e4nka att de enda som \u00e4gnar sig \u00e5t diktering \u00e4r Hitler och allm\u00e4nl\u00e4kare. Nu n\u00e4r jag sj\u00e4lv har b\u00f6rjat diktera mina texter f\u00f6rst\u00e5r jag varf\u00f6r det \u00e4r p\u00e5 det s\u00e4ttet. Jag \u00e4r faktiskt r\u00e4dd att bli outh\u00e4rdlig b\u00e5de f\u00f6r mig sj\u00e4lv och min omgivning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00e5gra \u00e4ngsliga sn\u00f6flingor singlar ner utanf\u00f6r f\u00f6nstret denna l\u00f6rdag d\u00e5 jag skulle k\u00f6ra norrut men fick kalla f\u00f6tter och kom fram till att det skulle kosta mer \u00e4n det smakar. Nu sitter jag i st\u00e4llet p\u00e5 toaletten efter lunch, erinrar mig Barbro H\u00f6rbergs gamla album <em>Med \u00f6gon k\u00e4nsliga f\u00f6r gr\u00f6nt<\/em> och t\u00e4nker att mitt eget album f\u00f6rmodligen skulle heta <em>Med tarmar k\u00e4nsliga f\u00f6r korv<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/uttryck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/young-man-pooping-sausage-in-the-toilet.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"3194\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/?attachment_id=3194\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/uttryck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/young-man-pooping-sausage-in-the-toilet.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"young man pooping sausage in the toilet\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/uttryck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/young-man-pooping-sausage-in-the-toilet.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/uttryck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/young-man-pooping-sausage-in-the-toilet.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3194\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Prompt: &#8221;young man pooping sausage in the toilet&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag har brukat t\u00e4nka att de enda som \u00e4gnar sig \u00e5t diktering \u00e4r Hitler och allm\u00e4nl\u00e4kare. Nu n\u00e4r jag sj\u00e4lv har b\u00f6rjat diktera mina texter f\u00f6rst\u00e5r jag varf\u00f6r det \u00e4r p\u00e5 det s\u00e4ttet. Jag \u00e4r faktiskt r\u00e4dd att bli outh\u00e4rdlig b\u00e5de f\u00f6r mig sj\u00e4lv och min omgivning. N\u00e5gra \u00e4ngsliga sn\u00f6flingor singlar ner utanf\u00f6r f\u00f6nstret denna [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42965754,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[416808],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserade"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4saXQ-LF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/42965754"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3196,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions\/3196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}