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Storebror ser dig. (Open AI.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Jag b\u00f6rjade dagen med att l\u00e4sa fel p\u00e5 nyheterna och trodde f\u00f6r en sekund att UD hade ”kollat upp” Irans ambassad\u00f6r.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lustigt \u00e4nd\u00e5 att en enda vokal \u00e4r skillnaden mellan vad UD och S\u00c4PO \u00e4gnar sig \u00e5t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag h\u00e4mtade n\u00e5gra hyllplan, stekspadar och annat sm\u00e5tt p\u00e5 IKEA:s Click & Collect i Sv\u00e5gertorp. Killen som kom ut med grejerna f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nar en guldstj\u00e4rna f\u00f6r att han ”took some extra bags” \u00e5t mig. Tack vare dem slapp jag se flygande k\u00f6ksknivar n\u00e5gra minuter senare n\u00e4r jag fick sladd vid p\u00e5farten till motorv\u00e4gen. Med \u00e4ngsliga spaghettiben k\u00f6rde jag vidare hem\u00e5t i slasket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag kan t\u00e4nka mig att L\u00f8kke Rasmussen ocks\u00e5 darrade p\u00e5 manschetten inf\u00f6r m\u00f6tet med Vance och Rubio i kv\u00e4ll. Efter\u00e5t tog han en cigg. Media tolkade det som att han var l\u00e4ttad, men f\u00f6rmodligen var han bara dansk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Troligt \u00e4r att han k\u00e4nner sig n\u00f6jd med att ha avtalat fram fortsatta m\u00f6ten i st\u00e4llet f\u00f6r vapenskrammel. Samtidigt vet han lika v\u00e4l som alla andra att Trumps tid vid makten \u00e4r tre \u00e5r l\u00e4ngre \u00e4n hans t\u00e5lamod.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Att de nordiska l\u00e4nderna har skickat trupper till Gr\u00f6nland inbjuder till den svindlande tanken att vi kan befinna oss i krig med USA inom n\u00e5gra veckor. Men det tror vi lika lite som vi trodde att n\u00e5got kunde h\u00e4nda i Ukraina f\u00f6r fyra \u00e5r sedan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jag b\u00f6rjade dagen med att l\u00e4sa fel p\u00e5 nyheterna och trodde f\u00f6r en sekund att UD hade ”kollat upp” Irans ambassad\u00f6r. Lustigt \u00e4nd\u00e5 att en enda vokal \u00e4r skillnaden mellan vad UD och S\u00c4PO \u00e4gnar sig \u00e5t. Jag h\u00e4mtade n\u00e5gra hyllplan, stekspadar och annat sm\u00e5tt p\u00e5 IKEA:s Click & Collect i Sv\u00e5gertorp. Killen som kom […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42965754,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Spaghetti och en cigg","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6861,36671],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik","category-vardag"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4saXQ-1tx","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/42965754"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5675"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5690,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5675\/revisions\/5690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uttryck.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}